earth-oddity:

2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago

1rakus:

1rakus:

1rakus:

an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result

this isn’t an arbitrary fact nor am i saying it in a fit of tryhard i’m-so-quirky-weird-internet-man pretense ok im saying that metaphysically speaking, if we were talking about the pure intent and function of angels and cell towers, they are absolutely in the same family of creature

people are asking “are you okay” and “what the fuck does this mean”. you are not contributing to divine phylogeny

Reading this in David Lynch’s voice.

anais-ninja-bitch:

hotvampireadjacent:

ALT

wake up babe new dumb orange cat just dropped

utterobstruction:

theonenamedperry:

You can’t spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

khanuckle:

melanshi:

solardrake:

which one of you is hovering your crosshair over me i can f⊹ucking feel it on me

incorrectappledashquotes:

These voice actors wildin’

mapsontheweb:

The most popular search term in US.

by statspanda

witchsfists:

0kkvlt:

belladonnafey:

belladonnafey:

belladonnafey:

meatmobile:

halfricanloveyou:

kaijuno:

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

No it isn’t that’s from 1993 you fucking poseur, it’s from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I’m SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by “no one on this website fucks”